Donald-trump Jokes

Donald-trump Jokes

Lemmy, Bowie and Rickman tricked Death!

A year and a half ago Lemmy, because of his Hea...

A black guy and a Mexican in N.Y.C

A black guy and a mexican visit the Empire Stat...

How do you kill Donald Trump?

You gotta guess for this one hint: it's in the ...

How do you kill Donald Trump?

I submitted this joke earlier and the punchline...

How do you kill Donald Trump?

You dont, that would be a poor life decision yo...

Why can't Donald Trump get elected?

Because no Juan will vote for him.

Trump, King Salman and El Chapo

Donald Trump, King Salman and El Chapo meet on ...

interview with donald trump

interviewer:hey where did you get that money fr...

Donald Trump...

is running for president.

Since this is Obama's last year...

He decides to throw a small private party and i...

My 3 year old's political joke.

Earlier in the day my wife was singing "who run...

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are planning WW3 in a bar.

The bartender asks "what are you guys going tod...

I haven't heard Donald Trump say anything stupid in the last 24 hours.....

I haven't heard Donald Trump say anything stupi...

A Priest, an Iman and Donald Trump walk into a bar. (JOKE)

A Priest, an Imam and Donald Trump walk into a ...

Donald trump

Yeah.

Want to hear a dumb, old joke?

Hillary Clinton.

Want to hear a dumber, older ...

Donald Trump walks into a bar...

...Where he found a group of Mexicans playing p...

Donald Trump said that all the Mexicans he meets love him...

they are always telling him he is a cool arrow.