He decides to throw a small private party and invites the candidates running for president this year. He invites Hillary Clinton, Jeff Bush and of course the smart and talented Donald Trump on his private jet party. They are the only people on the jet plane and are flying over the tropical islands. After about couple of hours of cruising, the pilot cries frantically, "We seem to have a problem, the plane is going to crash due to some malfunction. We have only 4 parachutes and the plane will crash in 10 minutes." So the pilot picks up a parachute and jumps quickly. Now the 4 passengers are left with three parachutes and are trying to decide who will get the parachutes. So Donald Trump announces, " I am the smartest person and America needs me, I am going to be the next president, so I have to live." So he picks up the parachute and jumps right out the plane. Now only Obama, Hillary and Jeff are left in the plane. Obama says, "Since it is my last year as a president, I have served two terms in the USA and I have fulfilled my goals, you guys should take these parachutes and live." Hillary Clinton interrupts, "Have you guys seen my backpack, I think Trump just took that instead of the parachute and jumped."
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