When the man saved the dolphin
he knew he had found a porpoise
Dolphin Jokes
Why was the dolphin depressed?
It had no porpoise in life
Scientists discover a dolphin that can understand abstract thought
Soon everyone from psychologists to religious l...
The Dolphin Joke
I once knew a man from Quebec. He was a man of ...
I have decided to become a dolphin...
It is my true porpoise in life
Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin?
He was said to have done it on porpoise.
Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?
Because Habeas Porpoise.
If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY.
That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming...
My dolphin died...
I have no porpoise in life.
What's Hitler's favorite aquatic animal?
A dolphin
Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin?
He's not sure if he did it on porpoise.
Social experiment
You curious dolphin.
One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...
The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on p...
Did you see the story about the missing dolphin?
I'd tell you more about it but there's really n...
What do you call a group of dolphin hookers?
Dan Marine-hoes.
I'll see myself out.
What happened when the shark beat the dolphin in a race?
He defeated the porpoise.
Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
A surfer tries to tell his Spanish teacher that an aquatic mammal ate his textbook.
Teacher: Dude, are you serious?
Surfer: Dolphi...
If people were animals who would be the dolphin?
The Cubans because they're the strongest swimme...
What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?
"What is life without a porpoise?"
I wish I had a dolphin tail so I could live with the sharks
I'd be a beautiful mermaid girl in deep blue ocean
A dolphin walks into a bar.
Impossible, dolphins don't have legs.
What is the sexiest type of dolphin?
A striped tease dolphin.