Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie.
Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
Dolphin Jokes
When I make dolphin shaped cookies,
I use all porpoise flour.
I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list
Swam with dolphin-safe tuna.
Did you guys hear about that dolphin at SeaWorld that committed suicide?
Apparently after he was separated from his fami...
Did you hear about the man who bought a dolphin?
He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!
What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?
"Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?
"Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
I was in an interview today...
And the interviewer asked me "What kind of anim...
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He felt he had no porpoise in life
One Snake and One Dolphin are talking
The Snake says to the Dolphin "hey you cant be ...
Did you hear about the dolphin who went thru a existential crisis?
Turns out, he lost his sense of porpoise.
So there's this Norwegian monk who grows carrots.
He is world renowned for his carrots. They are ...
Why was the dolphin sad?
He had no porpoise in life.
What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?
You flipper!
Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?
Because he had no porpoise.
Why did the dolphin commit suicide?
Because his life had no porpoise
What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?
You have served your porpoise.
Which sea creature is the most determined?
Any fish that is swimming near a dolphin, becau...
Why did the dolphin go to church?
He was looking for a porpoise.
(thought this o...
What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Pl...
What's green and has wheels.
A dolphin.
I lied about the wheels.
I also lie...
Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?
He didn't see a porpoise...
So I was talking to this dolphin the other day.
It was so gnar