Dolphin Jokes

Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin kill himself?

A lack of porpoise.

Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin?

He lost the porpoise to live.

A Dolphin meets the Buddha...

The Buddha says you may ask me any question you...

There was a group of dolphins at a zoo...

...and these dolphins could live forever, but t...

A great storm is brewing....

I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. S...

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of...

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get...

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? ...

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? H...

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? N...

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate...

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? ...

Confused Dolphin

Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
...

Dolphin Spy Thrillers

A few months ago, Hamas 
“arrested” a dolphin f...

When a dolphin makes a mistake…

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Confused Dolphin

Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
...

Apologies to the porpoise

Q: What did the dolphin say after he accidental...

Dolphin Spy Thrillers

A few months ago, Hamas 
“arrested” a dolphin f...