A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand...
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says...
Dog Jokes
A man goes to a zoo but the only animal there is a dog.
It's a Shitzu.
Somebody told me a story of a homeless man who had to eat his dog,
I guess his life was pretty Ruff
A priest, a rabbi, a blonde, a redneck, and a dog walk into a bar
The bartender looks at them all and says "What ...
Gorilla Removal
A man came home from work to an escaped gorilla...
I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . .
. . . and now I can't find my dog
Because I love my dog
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It...
Man who washes with dog toy
becomes squeaky clean
I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog
it was a shih tzu.
My dog told me a joke the other day,
He said that I was going crazy. I laughed for a...
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whethe...
Spelling Bee
It's cup final day and three boys in the class ...
I went to zoo and all they had was a dog
It was a shit-zoo
Two Drunk Englishmen
...were walking down a street, late at night wh...
When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog
he was surprised the patient asked "how do i sm...
A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash.
A saleswoman asks “May I help you, sir?” “Nah, ...
Ole' Blue
A young man goes off to college. Half way throu...
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterina...
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were being chased by the police...
As they were running they saw some sacks, and s...
A blond, brunette, and a redhead were running from the local sheriff...
...when they come to a barn. All three run in ...
What is a hipster's favorite thing to put on a hot dog?
A DAB of mustard... My friend told me this one.
CIA Agent arrested in Russia
A CIA agent is arrested in Moscow and charged w...
Sister is giving our unenthusiastic dog a make over while camping
Its getting pretty in-tents
What's got four legs and one arm?
An attack dog in a preschool.