Why'd the dog cross the road?
Cause he's a dog.
Dog Jokes
I was goona buy some condoms
Then I remembered I can't get my dog pregnant
Police are like a box of chocolates....
They'll kill your dog.
[NSFW] A chinese girl and her caucasian girlfriends play Truth or Dare.
White girl: Chun Li, truth or dare?
Asian girl...
The dog & the leopard
A man decided to go on a safari. He took his fa...
Clever kid.
A couple wants some private time, but their fla...
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whethe...
A man walks into a zoo..
The only animal at the zoo is a dog.
It's a sh...
A cop just knocked on my front door.
He told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike...
One I made up.....
What do you call a cross between a dog and a tu...
Change or change?
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...
Did you hear about the dog who committed suicide?
It was really ruff on his family
My dog always hunted down people driving a bike.
Until I took the bike from him.
What's the difference between a dog and a black man ?
Your dog doesn't start singing when you chain i...
How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire ...
Dog Knows Baseball Trivia
Man brings his dog to trivia night at the local...
What does r/the_donald have in common with a dog?
Both are only capable of seeing things in black...
Poor onions
I cried when my Dad sliced Onions.
I missed Oni...
Have you heard about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic guy?
He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?
It doesn't like Cats.
As a kid I was forced to walk the plank...
We couldn't afford a dog
A woman takes her duck to the vets
A woman is worried about her pet duck and takes...