I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it.
It was a shih tzu.
Dog Jokes
What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog?
Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.
What did the dog say to the man?
Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.
A man is sobbing into his beer...
It being a slow night, the bartender asks him w...
What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?
*"Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?
Their Pimp
What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?
No hard feelings.
My friend's dog died.
That's ruff.
You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought...
I wonder if a dog drives that?
In honor of HRH on her birthday
A man walks into a London pub clearly beaten do...
My grandfather's favorite joke....
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right whe...
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Investment fail
In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same...
A dog goes into a telegraph office
A dog goes into a telegraph office, takes a bla...
The teacher asked her class, "Who can make a sentence containing 'defense', 'defeat', and 'detail'?"
Little Johnny puts up his hand and says, "Defea...
What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?
No hard feelings.
Green garden grass snake
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of pot...
I've always been a dog person, but I have never had a close friend that was a cat person.
I just find that cats taste too gamy.
A guy goes to a supermarket to buy food...
A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier a...
what do you call a magical dog?
A Labracadabrador.
Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?
Because he couldn't bark
I don’t mind that my wife thinks I’m crazy.
I mind that I have to hear it from our dog.
A man take his dog to the vet, and then...
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and asks,...
Some insults are deeply sexist...
"You fatherfucking daughter of a dog."
Went to a zoo that only had one dog
It was a ShitZoo