Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Helping out the knight


Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying...

Dog Train


During WW II an American soldier had been on t...

The dog is not allowed in the house....


The dog is not allowed in the house.


Okay, t...

Triplets


One night a lady pregnant with triplets was wa...

Dogs vs. women part 2


Why Dogs Are Better Than Women - Part II


Whe...

College Entrance Exa


You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Corr...

OLD MOTHER HUBERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


old mother huberd went to the cupboard to fetc...

Rules for Dogs


BARKING: Because you are a dog, you are expect...

Dogs and Men


1. How Dogs and Men Are the SameBoth take up t...

Insults


You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork cho...

Optimist v Pessimist


An optimist sees the best in the world, while ...

You Might Be a Redneck If...


- You think "loading the dishwasher" means get...

Seeing Eye Dogs


There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a g...

You Know You're From California When...


You Know You're From California When...


1. ...

The little dog from Mexico


Sam stayed with his grandmother when his paren...

A blind man


A blind man and his dog walks into a bar.The b...

Change from Within


So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart...

Dog with one eye


Two blondes were walking down the road and the...

Life is like a sled dog team: if you ain't...


Life is like a sled dog team: if you ain't the...

Weight Loss


Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tr...

Blonde Counting Shee


Once there was a blonde driving home from work...

Darwin Award Winner


The Darwin Awards


The annual honor given to...

Animal Clinic


A man brought a very limp dog into the veterin...

Smart Dogs


Four men were bragging about how smart their d...

Redneck quickies 5


You might be a redneck if...


Your momma does...