Two men were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog.
All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls.
One of the men looked down and said, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."
The other man leaned around and said, "Go ahead, he looks like he's friendly..."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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