I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.Try a little kindness. As little as possible. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.
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