Weird Things Librarians Hear

Librarians may be shy, but 
their patrons aren’t. Look at their oddball requests:
A patron offered me $100 to steal 
a cactus from somebody’s yard.
A patron wanted me to find a 
book to teach her dog German.
A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck.
A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn’t at work.
Roz Warren, from womensvoicesforchange.org

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