Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jasp...

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because...

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It wa...

Why didn't the dog want to play football ?

Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It w...

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more...

What dog can tell the time ?

What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from T...

Customer: Give me a hot dog.

Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleas...

Forgetful Dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher...

Sniffing Dog

A man boards a plane and is seated next to an A...

They Gave Me a Chihuahua

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot d...

Talking Dog

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, ...

Jay Leno on Pet Scams

A Canadian psychologist is 
selling a video tha...

Rita Rudner on The Perks of Dog Ownership

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of li...

The Truth About Puppies

Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of p...

Cowboy Dog

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someo...

A Dog Goes Into…

A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The...

So a Dog Walks Into…

So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartende...

Reid Faylor on Halloween

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...

Feline Upset

Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first pl...

Social Media IRL

I’ve given up social media for the New Year and...