Weird Things Librarians Hear
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren’...
Dog Jokes
Funny Sample
It was time for my dog's annual checkup. Follow...
It’s a Ruff Job
Q. How do dog catchers get paid?
A. By the pound!
Chemist Dogs
Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones?
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Running of the Bulldogs
Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A B...
Bones in Trees?
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Bec...
Marine Dog
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
...
Chilly Chilly
Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chilli Dog.
Dirty Dog
Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A du...
Sheepdog and Jelly
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with...
Horse Dog
Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn't stop...
Trusty Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a c...
Bones Bones Bones
Q: What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
A: B...
Frozen Pup
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.
Pros and Cons Chart
Q: Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Co...
Namaste Pooch
Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?...
Dog and Bee
Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog wi...
Cross Breed
Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an...
Caller I.D.
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common...
Golden Retriever
Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with...
Fleas
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea ...
Dracula’s Dog
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A blo...
Cats Aren’t Winners
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show...
Parking Lot Dog
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to...
Scottish Terrier
Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he...