Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

There were three guys in an airplane.

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy d...

A man named Mr.

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Franc...

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a mode...

A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.

A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in...

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on ...

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a ...

A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever.

A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden r...

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoo...

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog ...

My dog is a nuisance.

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a b...

Cat: What did you get him for his birthday?

Cat: What did you get him for his birthday? Dog...

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing ...

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog wa...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing ...

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

So you are distantly related to the family next...

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they h...

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger.

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hambu...

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.

Four men were bragging about how smart their do...

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?

Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he ...