A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. Do you mind if I throw him a bit? said the man to the lady. Not at all, she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
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