A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders ...
Dog Jokes
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West.
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the ...
What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?
What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with...
A family is driving in their car on a holiday.
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. ...
A blind man walks into a department store with a seeing-eye dog.
A blind man walks into a department store with ...
Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a buil...
A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal.
A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stoppe...
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and f...
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blon...
A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home.
A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and ...
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish Sausage.
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for ...
You know you are addicted to coffee if ...
You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You ...
Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?
Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A...
What do you say when a dog runs away?
What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about...
Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?
Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he coul...
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever? A: Must...
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...
A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night.
A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dar...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roa...
Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog?
Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain...
I am very detail-oreinted.
I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and foc...
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog n...
Once upon a time there was a blonde.
Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had lo...
What does the aardvark call his dog?
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!