Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a ...

Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?

Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped...

When you call a dog, they usually come to you.

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. ...

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you ca...

It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary.

It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary....

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: ...

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit o...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!

Q.

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand pap...

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?...

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't w...

Q: What's got four legs and no ears?

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Ty...

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing whic...

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a t...

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

What would you get if you crossed a chicken wit...

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee p...

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw...

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because...

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face?

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's fa...