Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

The Blind Pilots


One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...

Blowing Chunks


One day a man walks into his local pub and tel...

You're So Ugly


You're so ugly, your dog has to close its eyes...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

And then Budda says to


And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor:
"M...

A woman pregnant with triplets


A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down...

Hanging


A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide b...

Johnny's violin


Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the...

Look at that dog


Bob and Ray walking down the street. Bob said,...

Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.


A young girl is wandering through a park in th...

With Best Friend


A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed....

Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up


The Taliban's Fall TV Line-up


MONDAYS:
8:00...

Red wagon


Little Jane was sitting in her red wagon with ...

Wife and best friend!


A man walks into a bar and orders a triple sco...

Best Friend


Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and...

Kiwi, Sheep & Dog


A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were surviv...

Clever Doggie


A butcher is working, and really busy. He noti...

A man and a Doberman


Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral p...

Perfection


There once was a PERFECT girl. Perfect clothes...

Medical Terms - Ebonics Style!


Benign................What you be after you be...

Beware of Dog


Upon entering the little country store, the st...

Humps-24-7-Dog


"What do you call a dog that humps you 24-7"A ...

Slice


Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball o...

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...


Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You sk...

New dog breed


Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?
...