Walks into his local spirits shop and proceeds to one of the employees. He says to the employee, "I need a recommendation, I drank a whole case of shlitz last night and I blew chunks. I would not like to repeat that tonight." The employee looks at him with a confused expression and says, "sir, I don't know what to tell you, if you drink a case of anything you're going to blow chunks." The man looks at the ground and then looks at the employee.. "you don't understand... chunks is my dog.
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