I spilled spot eraser on my dog...
Now he's gone.
Dog Jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter it's not gonna come anyway
I’d like to buy some dog food
MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food.
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I once had a dog named jack
Him and I played around a lot, he was a playful...
What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?
Your wife back, your house back, your car back,...
I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo.
It was a shih tzu
A man brings his dog to the vet for a checkup
The vet picks up the dog and looks in his mouth...
A Cop and His Trained Dog Stop me on a Sidewalk
The dog sniffs around me for a bit and barks to...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter he's not coming anyways.
How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an h...
My dog kept barking at me
I'm not sure why hes in love with roofs.
Have you heard the one about the dog on the roof?
You wouldn't get it, it's over your head.
I always cried when my Dad chopped onions.
Onions was a good dog.
The police just knocked on my door
They claimed my dog was chasing someone on a bi...
Have you heard the one about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?
He would lay awake at night wondering if there ...
Old Mother Hubbard
Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway.
So I was doing donuts in my car..
And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're...
A pregnant woman during a bank robery
[translated from dutch, sorry if anything is tr...
So I caught my dog chewing on a tree yesterday.
He said the bark was really rough.
I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself,
Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realiz...
The 'g' in 'contains 100% angus beef'...
is the different between a great steak, and a h...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Why bother calling it?
What do you call a zombie eating a dog?
Asian zombie