The landlord said "no pets allowed"...

...and the sound of barking brought him to her door.

Pointing to labrador at her feet, he exclaimed, "What are you doing - you know that pet's are strictly forbidden!"

"This is Bosco and he is *not* a pet. He's an emotional support animal. If you *must* know, I have an anxiety disorder, and Bosco's companionship is part of my medically supervised treatment. The Fair Housing Act ensures that people like me..."

Just then, the two were interrupted by a a second dog--this one a small terrier--barking while bounding down the stairs. The landlord grinned smugly.

"Bosco was recently diagnosed himself, you see..."

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