A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterwards the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," he says. "You're dying, and don't have much time left."
"Oh, thats terrble!" exclaims the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor said sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. " Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
The doctor interrupts, "Nine......."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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