An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left. Patient: OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this??? Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
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