Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed...
Doctor Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains W...
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself aw...
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Wel...
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well s...
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I ca...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What'...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. N...
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkl...
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! ...
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. You...
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. You...
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Nex...
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit o...
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, y...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will y...
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar...
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my ...
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath ...
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider Wha...
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken an...
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fath...
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did th...