A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.
A patient came to his dentist with problems wit...
Doctor Jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking mo...
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman...
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous.
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, t...
Young lady to father Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor Dentist Why father ?
Young lady to father Daddy, when I grow up shal...
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
What's worse than having your doctor tell you t...
Doctor, doctor!
Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, ...
Doctor: Good news you passed your hearing test!
Doctor: Good news you passed your hearing test!...
Jack: My brother was sick and went to the doctor.
Jack: My brother was sick and went to the docto...
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol d...
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a...
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, wha...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these a...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja ...
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind!
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me s...
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! St...
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't wor...
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz o...
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's...
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaa...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito G...
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did yo...
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye ...
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit st...
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'...