Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll?

Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? You w...

Old Dr.

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afte...

Aspirin Overdose Jane calls the doctor in a panic.

Aspirin Overdose Jane calls the doctor in a pan...

Start at the very beginning...

Start at the very beginning... When the new pat...

Doctor: I have bad news for you.

Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have ...

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomni...

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of...

So a guy calls into work and says, I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots.

So a guy calls into work and says, I can't come...

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired.

After working most of her life Grandma finally ...

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor.

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to t...

Doctor: I've got bad news for you.

Doctor: I've got bad news for you. You are term...

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he ...

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office.

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecolog...

A man tells a doctor, I think my wife's going deaf.

A man tells a doctor, I think my wife's going d...

Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll?

Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? A:...

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a cam...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that sh...

Doctor: I've got bad news and good news.

Doctor: I've got bad news and good news. Which ...

Doctor: I have two pieces of bad news for you.

Doctor: I have two pieces of bad news for you. ...

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an isl...

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'.

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a cla...

Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your appointment.

Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your...

Doctor: I've got some bad news and some really bad news.

Doctor: I've got some bad news and some really ...