Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, I've got a big problem doctor.

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, I'v...

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a chec...

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the ...

A woman went to the doctor, who examined her.

A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. H...

A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day.

A man was walking into the hospital for a routi...

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatri...

Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll?

Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? You w...

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

A patient was at her doctor's office after unde...

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient.

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant pa...

Fred came rushing in to his Dad.

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. Dad! he puffed...

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? W...

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what d...

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby?

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She t...

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch!

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Gi...

A man walks into a bar and says, Bartender, give me two shots.

A man walks into a bar and says, Bartender, giv...

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after y...

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit.

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. ...

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before ...

A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head.

A monster went to the doctor with a branch grow...

Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.

Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping....

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Docto...

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthd...