There was a guy named Bill and his girlfriend Jane. Bill broke up with Jane afraid she was cheating on him.
Ironically it was the day before the big costume party (couples only).
Thinking fast, Bill paid a prostitute to go with him. Since it was a costume party he couldn't see her face.
He took her to his place and they started to take off their costumes.
They got in bed and the prostitute took off her mask and it was....................
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HIS MOM!
Who did you think it was? Jane?
Submitted by Lol_Girl_72
Editted by Curtis
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