Definitions Jokes

Definitions Jokes

Transvestite


A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Wife


An appliance that you screw on the bed to keep...

Baroque...




Baroque (adj.):


When you are out of Mone...

A


A degenerate disease.

Adminisphere...




Adminisphere (noun)
The rarified organizatio...

Tongue


A variety of meat.


Rarely served as it clear...

Foreploy...




Foreploy


Any misrepresentation about your...

Prenatal: When


Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat yo...

The


The art of spacing your children the proper di...

Computer


A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Windows: What


Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below...

The


The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit a...

Grocery List


A piece of paper you spent half an hour writin...

Argument


A discussion that occurs when you're right, bu...

Baroque


When you are out of Monet.

Quasimoto...




Quasimoto
4 wheeled hard-top moped made in F...

Able


Able to whine in words.

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter:


Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves...

Rigid Economy


A dead Scotsman.

Takes advantage


Takes advantage of every opportunity to progre...

The


The first word spoken by children with older s...

When


When the baby's face turns red and she begins ...

ISDN


It Still Does Nothing

Lawyer


A cat who can settle a dispute between 2 mice.

Link Rot...




Link Rot (noun)
The process by which links o...