To
To take coffee intravenously when you are runn...
Definitions Jokes
clue-by-four
A large, heavy, blunt object used to forcibly ...
Alert to
Alert to company developments: An office goss...
Not a
Not a desk person: Did not go to college.Of g...
Absurdity
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent ...
Microwave Oven...
Microwave Oven (noun)
Space-age kitchen ...
Bottle feeding:
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to ge...
The wife
The wife says: I'm not yelling!The wife means:...
Experience
What you get when you don't read the manual
f...
People
Some make things happen, some watch things hap...
Recipe
A series of step-by-step instructions for prep...
TOOTHACHE: The
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extract...
Bifocals
Glasses you use to read books by during the te...
Ram: The
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firew...
Windows95...
Windows95 (noun)
32 bit extensions and a gra...
Microwave Oven
Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the prin...
What
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty w...
Someone
Someone you hire to clean out the icebox.
Artifical Insemination
Copulation without representation.
The
The place where most household accidents occur.
Cat
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
A
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Argument
A discussion that occurs when you're right, bu...
Log On:
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: ...
Hemorrhage...
Hemorrhage
An amount of blood loss which...