Definitions Jokes

Definitions Jokes

RAISIN: Grape


RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Somethin...

Network -


Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it brea...

Uses resources


Uses resources well: Delegates everything.Use...

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These translations are for all of you wonderfu...

BASIC...




BASIC (Acronym)


Bill's Attempt to Seize ...

Terminal -


Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.Crash - ...

Enema


A goose with a gush.

Hemorrhage


An amount of blood loss which threatens the vi...

Show off:


Show off: A child who is more talented than yo...

Computer


Computer keyboard sized down for use by childr...

Bridge builder:


Bridge builder: Likes to compromise.Character...

A


A man who can take women or leave them
-
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Waterproof Mascara


Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but wil...

What


What you do to your first baby's pacifier by b...

Immigration...




Immigration
The sincerest form of flattery.

Megahertz...




Megahertz


What you feel when a computer ...

ADULT: A


ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at bot...

Diskette -


Diskette - A female Disco dancer.Hacker - Uncl...

Swimming Pool...




Swimming Pool
A mob of people with water in...

Expresses self


Expresses self well: Can string two sentences...

Modem: What


Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.Dot Mat...

AOL


America OnLine: An organization
set up to giv...

Clothes Dryer


A household appliance designed to eat socks.

Nyetscape...




Nyetscape (noun)
Nickname for AOL's less-tha...

Maintains professional


Maintains professional attitude: A snob.Metic...