Definitions Jokes

Definitions Jokes

CD-ROM


Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

Freudian Slip...




Freudian Slip (noun)


A Freudian Slip is ...

Valentine's Day...




Valentine's Day (noun)


A day when you ha...

Cannibal...




Cannibal
Person who likes to see other peop...

Poetry...




Poetry


When every line begins with a cap...

Another


Another Old Link

DEC


Do Expect Cuts

Consciousness


That annoying time between naps.

Condition


Condition that enables a woman
who has gone...

Recipe...




Recipe (noun)


A series of step-by-step i...

Diet Coke...




Diet Coke (noun)


A drink you buy at the ...

Is unusually


Is unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.Jud...

Blonde Jokes


Jokes that are short enough for a man to under...

Toaster...




Toaster (noun)
A gift that every member of t...

The


The only culture many children are exposed to.

Inoculatte...




Inoculatte


To take coffee intravenously w...

Diet Coke


A drink you buy at the convenience store to go...

Bernadette burn'-a-det:


Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a ...

Porridge


Thick oatmeal. Rarely found on American tables...

None


None of the kids that live in your house...

The wife


The wife says: I'n not upsetThe wife means: Of...

A keen


A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts n...

What


What you call your child when you're mad at hi...

Calorie


Basic measure of the amount of rationalization...

Dilberted...




Dilberted


To be exploited and oppressed ...