Definitions Jokes

Definitions Jokes

404...




404
Someone who's clueless. From the World W...

Coming


Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

CHICKENS: The


CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they...

Pessimist...




Pessimist
Man who looks for a pink slip bef...

Valentine's Day


A day when you have dreams of a candlelight di...

These translations


These translations are for all of you wonderfu...

Man


A remarkable animal whose head swells when you...

Oven


Compact home incinerator used for the disposal...

Exercise


To walk up and down a mall. occasionally rest...

Yogurt


Semi-solid dairy product made from partially e...

The wife


The wife says: Hang the picture thereThe wife ...

To


To look in the sky and see stars.

One


One who asks if the kids would care to order d...

DOS


Defunct Operating System

Someone


Someone brought in at the last minute to share...

Dilberted


To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. De...

Tourists...




Tourists (noun)
People who are taking traini...

WWW


World Wide Wait

Transit Company


Group that complains of bad business when all
...

A


A gift that every member of the family appreci...

Quick thinking:


Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for ...

Bachelor of Science


One who has mastered the science of remaining ...

People...




People


Some make things happen, some wa...

A


A man who has no children to speak of.

Chip: What


Chip: What to munch on.Micro Chip: What's left...