Definitions Jokes

Definitions Jokes

Hard worker:


Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way.Ide...

Under Mouse Arrest...




Under Mouse Arrest
Getting busted for violat...

The


The people who think your children are wonderf...

Thorny


A Thailor at Thea.

An


An Italian suppository.

FORD...




FORD (Acronym)
Fix Or Repair Daily.

Alter...

Clearasol...




Clearasol
Effective sunspot remover.

Real Estate Definitions...


Real Estate Definitions




Charming


Tiny...

Woman


Creature who acts nice to you because she does...

An


An event at which the minutes are kept and the...

Water...




Water (noun)


A liquid that freezes slipp...

Impregnable: A


Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is ...

Unseen


Unseen when it comes, but visible when it goes.

Noah's


Noah's wife.

Auto Biography...




Auto Biography (noun)
The life story of a ca...

Proof


Proof that truce is stronger than friction.

Grocery List...




Grocery List (noun)


A piece of paper you...

Brain


The apparatus with which we think that we thin...

Myth


A women who doesn't have a husband.

Clothes Dryer...




Clothes Dryer (noun)


A household applian...

Exercise...




Exercise (verb)


To walk up and down a ma...

Yogurt...




Yogurt (noun)


Semi-solid dairy product m...

Love


Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Divorce


Post-graduate in School of Love.

Dumbwaiter: One


Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would car...