Real Estate Definitions...


Real Estate Definitions




Charming


Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have
to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."


Much Potential


Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and
believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities.



Unique City Home


Used to be a warehouse.


Hi-Tech/Contemporary


Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the
kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.


Daring Design


Still a warehouse


Completely Updated


Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting
or vice versa.


Sophisticated


Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."


One-Of-A-Kind


Ugly as sin.


Brilliant Concept


Do you really need a two-story live oak in your
30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."


Upper Bracket


If you have to ask...


You'll Love It


No, you won't.


Must See To Believe


An absolutely accurate statement.



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