Definitions Jokes

Definitions Jokes

The wife


The wife says: NoThe wife means: NoThe wife sa...

A


A small body of water that draws other small b...

A


A man whose business it is to see that others ...

Competent:


Competent: Is still able to get work done if ...

Slowpoke


How turtles make love.

Keyboard: Where


Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.Software: Th...

Eskimo


One of God's Frozen children.

The


The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailo...

Hair Dresser


Someone who is able to create a style you will...

Arab Coffee


Thick, black, bitter coffee, traditionally ser...

Wife


A woman who complains that she doesn't have a ...

A


A child who is more talented than yours.

Gray Matter...




Gray Matter (noun)
Older, experienced busine...

A


A device for catching zoids.

Automobile


A mechanical device that runs up hills and dow...

Keychain


A device that permits
us to lose several keys...

Auditor


Someone who arrives after the battle and bayon...

Porridge...




Porridge (noun)


Thick oatmeal. Rarely ...

Prime Numbers


Hugh Hefner's phone book.

Internationally know:


Internationally know: Likes to go to conferen...

Drug Bust


An unexpected narc at the door.

Someone


Someone who thinks about doing the wild and cr...

WIFE


Washing Ironing, Food and Entertainment

The wife


The wife says: You have to learn to communicat...

IBM


I Blame Microsoft