Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Crab Jokes
My grandmother was a Cancer. .
which is ironic because she was actually kille...
Why was the crab bad at baseball?
Because hermits are too small.
My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died...
Killed by a giant crab.
Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?
Because he was a little shellfish.
Insomniac
Last week I met a crab louse with insomnia.
H...
My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer.
Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a gia...
My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really.
She died due to fatal injuries from a giant cra...
What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?
A crusty asian
I haven't found cancer jokes funny since..
my grandfather got killed by a giant crab.
Shirly-Mae goes to the sherif's...
"Oh sherif, mah husband Buck wen out fishin' on...
What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?
A frustacean
Morton is down by the river...
He catches a mud crab, opens the boot of his ca...
Come to Crab's Joe Shack
We have Stu.
What did one crab say to the other crabs?
Everybody pinch in for the pizza.
Rickman, Bowie, Kilmister enter a bar and sit down.
Waiter asks, "Hey guys, what's your sign?" Almo...
Why did the crab jump out of the water?
Because the SeaWeed..
What did the one Crab say to another greedy Crab that was eating all of the mussels?
Stop being so shellfish.
Why did the crab hate to share?
He was a little shellfish.
Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?
Because he's shellfish!
Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?
Because he was shellfish.
What do you call a stingy crab?
Shellfish.
My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic.
Attacked by a giant crab.