"Oh sherif, mah husband Buck wen out fishin' on the bayou jus las evenin, and he ain't come home! i is worried sick!"
"well alright. me n the boys will go lookin. don't you worry miss, we'll find him, sure enough"
"thank yew, sherif. would yew please call me when you do?"
"yes ma'am."
so sherif and the boys go a-lookin, and sure enough, find Buck.
sherif calls Shirly-Mae
"Now ma'am, we found your husband. I got some good news, and some bad news. Bad news is, we found Buck dead on the bottom of the bayou, all a-crawlin with crab. Good news is, we settin him out again tomorrow!"
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