He catches a mud crab, opens the boot of his car and puts the mud crab inside.
He puts the boot lid down and a fisheries officer jumps out the bushes and starts yelling "I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU! I saw what you've got there. You've got a mud crab in the boot and it's out of season."
Mortin looks stunned and replies "No way, mate!"
Morton opens the boot and there was the mud crab.
The fisheries officer tells him "I'm gonna have to fine you for this."
Mortin says "Nah mate, it ain't what it looks like. This my pet mud crab.. I bring him down here every day for a swim."
The fisheries officer replies "Bullshit!"
Morton explains to the officer "Yeah mate, his name is Marty, mate. He is my pet mud crab. I'll show you. I'll give him a swim and he will come right back."
He grabs the mud crab and puts him in the water. The mud crab paddles away and disappears.
The fisheries officer looks at Mortin and says "Well, come on Mortin. Where is he?"
Mortin replies "Where's what??"
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