Crab Jokes

Crab Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

What's worse than a lobster in your piano? A CR...

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a...

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a...

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A ...

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A ...

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...

What kind of apple has a short temper?

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab a...

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Be...

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates n...

Crabby!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...