My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died.
Mauled to death by a giant crab.
Crab Jokes
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really...
She was attacked by a giant crab.
Me ex wife died of cancer
We were on vacation, setting on a beach and a g...
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died...
She was attacked by a giant crab.
What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?
The octopus, obviously, the three others are cr...
What do you call a greedy crab?
Shell fish......
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really...
She was attacked by a giant crab.
My girlfriends star sign
My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was q...
Winston and a Cat
What is the difference between J. Winston and a...
Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?
At the crust station.
What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?
"Looks like you've got me in a pinch."
what did a crab say to another crab on christmas
hey sandy claws
My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died...
She got eaten by a giant crab
How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?
He took a shelfie.
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died..
She was attacked by a crab.
What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?
A crustacean
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So a man gets back from a holiday.
and he's showing his family a photo album. He g...
My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died.
He was attacked by a giant crab.
"is this the Krusty crab?"
No! This is Patrick!
We don't serve crabs here
So I was at this Mexican restaurant and I asked...
What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?
They're too shell-fish!
first time posting a joke, go easy
Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds...
Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories ...
My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died...
she was attacked by a giant crab
Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?
Because they were both too Shellfish.