Bad Taste
A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife mad...
Crab Jokes
How to satisfy women and men
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIMECaress, prais...
The crab went clubbing
why did the crab go clubbing?????
because he ...
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crab
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and ...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Income Tax: C...
The Top 13 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO
13. Its clever name? "Whatevercare"
12. Sta...
Satisfy a women
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage...
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage...
Satisfaction-How to satisfy a Woman
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage,...
The Rabbi and the pious man
A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and a ...
Crabs
A lonely female crab was walking down the beach...
The Claw!
Why was everyone at the fancy King Crab Night D...
Which One?
Boy(howling): A crab just bit my toe!
Father: ...
Grumpy
Q: Which sea animal is very grumpy?
A: The...
Some Mergers
Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I'm Home...
What did Barrack say when he was all alone? [1/2 OC]
Here I am Obama self...
Like a crab in Michelle.
A girl lobster meets a crab boy...
...they quickly hit it off and start dating. U...
Two crabs walk into a bar
The first crab says, "Who's getting the first r...
Man discovered a new dinosaur, part raptor, part slug, part crab, they asked what he would name it
howthefuckshouldino was then added to the histo...
Why did the depressed hermit crab return to its old home?
It was a shell of its former self.
Hey guys do you believe in the Zodiac?
I do , I'm a Leo , I loved Titantic. Ironically...
You want to know a ironic statement?
My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a gia...
The theory of the multiverse states that there are infinite parallel universes containing every possible situation. It makes me happy, because I know, somewhere...
...I'm being violently sodomised with rusty gol...
Spongebob knocked on Sandy's door, and when he opened it, she was wearing a piece bathing suit.
He was shocked and asked "Why are you wearing s...
A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong?
The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedas...