Work was pretty slow tonight, which was odd considering we were trying out two new soups, Spicy Ham or Mutton, normally stuff like this brings people in. But on the flip side I got to talk to some of the regulars. One of them was this women who's parents apparently snuck out of Africa during a violent revolt. After getting to America they settled down and tried to start a family. Unfortunately after after 3 years of trying nothing had happened, so they were about to give up.
As a final attempt they went on vacation to Miami to "get the spark back" and while there they met Betty White, who turns out is super sweet and friendly. She encouraged them to keep trying trying since they love each other, it will work out, which two weeks later it did. Out of gratitude they named Fleur daughter Betty.
By this point in her story my manager told me to take her order, no one had showed up, but I was being unprofessional. So she orders asking if we have any clam chowder, we didn't so I told her, No Black Betty Ham or Lamb.
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