And all they like to do is disco. All day and night, these two would boogey at the local clubs all night and all day. Until, one day, Sam the clam passed away.
Larry the lobster was bummed out, but lived out the rest of his life disco dancing, although alone.
When Larry the lobster passed, his soul flew straight to heaven, because Larry was a good lobster in life. When he arrived at the pearly gates, the Head Angel met with him.
"Larry lobster! Welcome to heaven! We are so excited to have you. I'm the Head Angel, and I will show you around the place. We will have a meeting in about an hour, do you have any questions?"
Larry the lobster thought for a moment then asked "has my friend Sam the clam been through here?"
The Head Angel grew somber.
"Sam the clam didn't make it into heaven. You can find him in purgatory, if you wish."
Before Larry the lobster could zoom off, the Head Angel have him a harp.
"Now don't forget about the meeting in an hour, and be sure to bring your harp."
So Larry lobster flies off to purgatory, and in the yawning void he spots a bright light. Flying closer he realizes it's a disco bar!
And inside is Sam the clam, in his best disco attire, getting down. They exchange pleasantries and start to dance like the old days. After a while, Larry lobster exclaims "I have to get back to heaven, I have a meeting!"
So he floors back to heaven and barely makes it on time as all the angels are gathering.
The Head Angel says "good afternoon everyone, we are gathered to welcome Larry lobster who... say, Larry, where's your harp?"
To which he replies
"Oh no.. I left my harp in Sam clam's disco."
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