Clam Jokes

Clam Jokes

The saga of Bob and Sam the Clam


Bear with me, folks.

So, Bob and Sam the cla...

A fine country lady is hosting a dinner party

and she wants to serve her famous Mushroom Soup...

A man got a job in Ireland...

A man got a job in Ireland. His wife was upset,...

...it's like what the mussel said to the clam...

“I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!"

phlegm

I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my...

Natalie

A guy hails a cab at the airport and tells the ...

What does a clam do on his birthday?

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellab...

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down...

Clam Up

I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I p...