Tim's girlfriend loved tattoos, and every so often she would get a new one. One night she came home to show him a brand new tattoo on the inside of her right thigh, it was of a clam shell. The next day Tim was talking to his friend, and he told him about his girlfriend's new tattoo. "If you put your ear up to it can you hear the ocean?" His friend chuckled. Tim smiled, and replied "No, but I can smell it."
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