The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's...
Christian Jokes
Did you know the pope really loves cats?
He's a real catholic.
Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?
Because the Pope was a cat-holic.
Eh? Eh?
My friend knows everyone...
Dave was bragging to his boss one day:
"You kno...
The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse...
But many priests are still coming in a little b...
The Pope and Colonel Sanders
When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sander...
What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?
They're both Catholics.
How come no one tries to blow up the Pope?
I thought he was inflatable.
Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?
Because they pee on poles.
This is a long one. What have I done....
So this nun goes into a bar and there are a bun...
original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt...
They called him the Wholly Salty Sea.
The Pope and Hillary Clinton
The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same st...
What causes arthritis, father?
A man flops down on a subway seat next to a pri...
So the pope went to Africa to visit some city's to spread good word
We was being driven in a limo and was in the mi...
How famous is Colin?
Colin was bragging to his friend, Laura, one da...
What do you call a comatose Pope?
esteemed vegetable.
So the Pope has gotten bored staying in the vatican for years on end
So the Pope has gotten bored staying in the vat...
What causes arthritis?
A drunk man sat down on a subway seat next to a...
A golf joke.
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to d...
Did you hear that the Vatican elected a new Pope?
Never mind, they were just blowing smoke.
Did you hear that the Pope might quit?
I guess there's just not enough altar boys to g...
A Catholic man is on a train.
At the next stop, the Vatican, the conductor an...
The Pope is walking through the streets of Vatican City...
... and he sees two beggars holding up cans for...
What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope?
360 NO POPE!!!!
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome
One held a Cross in front of him; the other one...