What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?
I said play pope music not pop music.
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What kind of transportation does the Pope take?
Mass transit.
So the Pope came to America and visited Obama and Hillary Clinton...
If they don't walk into a bar, I say it was all...
The new pope sure lives up to his religion.
His roamin around all over the place!
My friend Larry says he knows everyone...
During President Obama’s inauguration, Larry to...
Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go...
...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope.
The Pope walks into a mosque
The Imam asks "Why the wrong faith?"
So the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle when a Bishop walks in.
"What is a four letter word for a woman that en...
Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it?
But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat l...
How does the Pope get around New York City?
Mass Transit!
The Pope goes to New York
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at t...
John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him.
He wouldn't have been crying. He would have bur...
When the pope dines with homeless people hes an amazing person.
When I do it I'm just another homeless person.
So the Pope went to visit Fidel Castro...
....and Fidel said to His Holiness, "please fat...
Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY
The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a b...
Two beggars are sitting Side by side on a street in Rome, Italy...
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a stree...
Two Beggars in Rome
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a stree...
What's the Pope's least favorite human bone?
The blasphemur.
KFC Calls Pope
After watching sales falling off for three stra...
Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Everybody knows Bubba
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You kn...
Please help little Billy Evans.
My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick litt...