How does the educated Mexican dog start a self-referential statement?
"I, chihuahua..."
Came up with this convolute...
Chihuahua Jokes
Two dog owners are walking their dogs down the street...
... they pass a bar, and the owner of the Germa...
A man goes into a bar with his dog...........?
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up ...
two men were walking thier dogs...
Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs wh...
Two friends, Jim and John were walking their dogs
...when they passed by a restaurant.
*"Let’s ...
Two friends, Jim and John, were walking their dogs
...when they passed by a restaurant.
*"Let’s ...
While on a walk two men pass a bar...
Two friends are out walking their dogs on a hot...
How to get dogs into a bar.
Two men, Sam and Trevor, are standing outside a...
Two guys are walking their dogs down the street...
One has a golden retriever the other a Chihuahu...
Seeing eye dogs.
A man with a German Shepherd goes into a pub an...
A man walks into a bar with a Labrador and takes a seat.
The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog i...
An old joke my dad used to tell me
One day, in a small town in the middle of no-wh...
A man walks into a bar with his dog . . .
. . . and the bartender says "You can't bring a...
Bob and Jack were out walking their dogs together...
...and they decided to go buy some soda at a ne...
so a man walks into a bar with his dog..
and the bartender says " sorry, you can't bring...
How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?
With a chihuahua pedal.
Why did the Chihuahua laugh?
The cow jumped over the moon.
Getting into the pub with your dog
Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot d...
Throwback Joke: Liver and Cheese
Some backstory, there was a tornado at boy scou...
What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?
1. Spelling
2. Pronunciation
No dogs allowed here
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to...
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar, and asks:
-who owns th...
Two guys walking their dogs see a bar across the street...
"Man a beer would be delicious right about now"...
A man finds a gorilla in his tree.
One morning a man wakes up and looks out his se...